Mommy Life's Crisis
Welcome to what motherhood really looks like
About Me
My Background
My name Jocelyn Lapidus and I am damn proud to be a Jersey Girl. Well, actually I was born there and only lived there for a short period of my life, but saying I'm a Jersey Girl (I think) makes me sound tough and streets smart. It also gives me an excuse for wearing big hair and having the mouth of a sailor. When I tell people where I'm from, they'll often say, "Oh, now I get it."
My Hobbies
When I'm not being a taxi driver for my beautiful 3 kids, or being a wife to my beloved husband or changing the world's rotation at work, I really love to sit and stare. When this rare occurrence happens, everyone thinks I'm either ill or sad, but I'm not either of the two, I'm just transfixed with the stillness. I also like to read smutty books. The smuttier, the better. In fact, I have begun writing one myself.
*The picture to the right is both a literal and metaphorical image of our day to day lives.
My Favorite Things
I love my family and friends. But, I also love dancing, laughing, and just enjoying life's free pleasures. I also enjoy making creepy sounds that scare the children. My oldest son would probably say I love to cook (true), but he would also say that I love to make fun of people or call them "bad names" while I'm driving (also true).